a BEAUTIFUL fairytale

(No sé cómo es que este "cuento de hadas" llegó a mis manos pero GRACIAS a quien haya sido responsable)

Once upon a time,
a girl asked a guy:

"Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No."

...then, the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, hanged out with her friends,
stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

~ The End~