viernes, 11 de noviembre de 2011

Five rules to remember in life

1) Money cannot by happiness but it's better to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2) Forgive your enemy... but remember the bastard's name.

3) Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4) Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but neither does milk.